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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

officialschool:

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive


I think I need this in my life. 

I think I need this in my life. 

chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds