a few things
- that koala is french kissing her
- the second image looks like albert einstein
Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game
cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.